Children's Ministry Page

Laughing & Learning Together Every Sunday Morning our children take part in a special time of ministry as they are learning together about the basics of our faith in the words found in the Nicene Creed.  Timeless truth is captured in sound bite form in the creed and we are helping our children to unpack and understand what each phrase means to them. JOIN IN THIS SUNDAY!!

Christian things for Kids to do

Rainy Days?   Are the Kids bored?   Check out the site above.
You can find great things things to do including: Stories, Games,
Coloring pages, Video's etc.

 

Things I've learned from my children
(honest & no kidding):

  The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. 
         house 4  inches deep.
2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with
         roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
        restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
        strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman
       underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however,
       if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of
       a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
       When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball
       up a few times before you  get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit
       a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
       hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's
       already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though
       a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a
         4-year old.
11. Playdough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Superglue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
        still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV
         commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic
         toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute
        response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
        earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful.